Sorcerer: What time is it? Do I have my spells back yet?
Druid: It’s “chased by wolf o’clock”, keep running!
DM: You changed alignment again? Make up your mind already!
Player 2: I know, I know, I keep waffling on my decisions. I’m, uh, mostly lawful-neutral. I think.
DM: I’m going to mark you down as waffle-neutral.
"I stab him"
"You can’t stab him, but you can slap him if you’d like."
"…I slap him with the sharp side of my sword."
GOOGLY EYES DO NOT EXIST IN THE FORGOTTEN REALMS!
"So far I’ve had wolves and ogres thrown at me because of you? Anything else you want to send flying centimeters over my head, hmm?"