outofcontextdnd

outofcontextdnd:

DM: “You see a large pool of water, but its murkiness and the darkness of the cavern makes it impossible to tell the depth.”

Cleric: “I know! I throw my torch into the water.”

DM: “… The cleric with 7 Int throws your only light source into the water, where it immediately extinguishes and the wooden torch floats on the surface.”

Cleric: “It’s okay guys! See? It’s only a few inches deep!”